Foodie File

Steak . . . Hold the E. Coli

Organic militants, vegans, and PETA members bum me out. I understand what they’re about and agree with the kind and peaceful vibe, however, I’m culinarily skeptical. As a general skeptic I don’t buy into anything 100 percent, but I’m really reluctant to jump on any “good for you” food movement d’jour because of…

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F3: Food Wars!

Thumbnail image for oso_cheese_fork.jpgThis Fresh Forkin’ Friday I am excited to tell you that this coming Too Tweaky Tuesday The Food Wars Ju(i)cy Lucy Battle will finally be airing on the Travel Channel (9 p.m.)! And here you go, I was one of the judges. Yeah, I know. It took all of…

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Pastis: The Cure

Thumbnail image for pastis.jpgI’m slowly disappearing. I used to have opinions and ideas, spend afternoons daydreaming. Somehow I’ve reduced myself to about two topics: work and the baby. I’m totally plugged in too, I can bore completely and effectively with Facebook photo albums, tweet about how hard my day at work was, and text you all about it….

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Margaret Mary’s Shortbread

Margaret Mary had been pregnant for 11 years straight. When she died at age 62, she had the bones of a bird, the calcium having been leached out over the years. Had my grandmother lived longer my world would have been a little bit more even, more fair, at least to…

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F3: Soup and Star Wars

Thumbnail image for use-the-fork-use-the-fork-darth-vater-star-wars-luke-demotivational-poster-1250396871.jpgLast night I had a soup that was maniacally smooth. It was white bean, which can get a bit waxy when pureed, but this iteration had nothing but evil velvet to it. Yes, it was evil because, like a dude sporting a three-wolf-moon shirt, it takes all your attention…

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Who Knew?

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A few months back I went on my annual muskie fishing trip in northeastern Wisconsin, and we had the pleasure of eating in an establishment with the motto “The liver is evil and must be punished!” With a tagline like that it was an obvious choice for Friday night…

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Hope Springs Eternal

snifter.jpgFrom Marianne Miller:

There’s something pensive in the ether of an early Minnesota spring and it skews my focus on getting things done, finishing things that I started in January.

“Hey, Jeff, what do you think ‘hope springs eternal’ means? Do you think it means something snarky like ‘yah, right, hope: spring…

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