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November 4, 2008, 9:58 AM

The Day is At Hand

By Brian Lambert

I'm tempted to paraphrase Gerald Ford at this moment. You know, the business about "Our long national nightmare . . .?" But I'll wait until tomorrow, or maybe January 20, since Dick Cheney could revoke the Constitution between now and inauguration day.

As the guy who long ago predicted Obama by eight points nationally, this election appears to be working out much like I thought. There will be countless postmortems tonight, tomorrow, and in the days to come. But in short, the Democrats will have one man to thank beyond all others if the polls and pundits are correct . . . Karl Rove.

[By the way . . . speaking of punditry. Yours truly, along with my pal and adversary, Sarah Janecek, of Politics in Minnesota, former Governor Arne Carlson--on a higher dais--and others will be offering quality bloviation this evening on KMSP FOX9. I can't promise much, but I can always do better than Fred Barnes.]

Conventional wisdom, of course, is that Obama owes everything to George W. Bush. Without his gold standard executive incompetency, none of what follows could have been possible. And that is true enough. But there is a scenario that says a truly gifted, engaged conservative, a person with personal credibility, could have taken the Rove strategy and built something with it. It'd be tough. But given high enough doses of telegenic charm and reptilian venom, anything is possible. But Bush--too intellectually lazy to shape his own destiny--was captive to Rove's pandering to the so-called "Republican base," and that pandering locked him in to a set of fundamentals that left him profoundly out of touch with the realities of a twenty-first planet.

Those fundamentals, of course, would be the so-called "small government" ethos, a purposely vague, anti-intellectual mindset that encourages cynicism toward all levels of government, essentially arguing that no facet of government--except the military--can be trusted with tax money. (Conversely, this same ethos argues there is no amount of public money--Social Security--that shouldn't be trusted to Wall St. and the private sector.) This "ethos" required an endless parade of sycophantic cronies--Alberto Gonzalez, "Heckuva Job" Brownie, etc.-- to occupy vital offices, where they failed utterly and miserably when thrown into the spotlight . . . thereby validating the claim that government couldn't be trusted.

The irony that Rove treated "the base" with outrageous cynicism, largely ignoring their "hot-button" issues of gay-marriage, Roe v. Wade, etc., in between election cycles was, of course, lost on those who bought into it. By exploiting 9/11, Rove papered over everything else by advising a climate of perpetual warfare and fear, which fit nicely with the Cheney-Feith-Wolfowitz concept of re-purposing Iraq as a "war on terror." 

Old-school, fiscally conservative Republicans--who have accepted the religious zealots, one-note social conservatives, and the talk radio's delusional knuckleheads as a regrettable but necessary component to building Rove's "permanent majority"--will be asking themselves, "How do we flush this crowd out of our system?" If polling holds up and the Democrats pull in both huge numbers of blacks AND Hispanics--the latter group senselessly antagonized by Rove's "base"--they're looking at a sweet spot coalition as the United States moves toward a multi-cultural majority over the next generation. (And let the talk radio yobs froth over THAT one.)

Anyway, most of that can wait.

My bold predictions:  Obama by eight nationally, with something in the range of 380 electoral votes.

Minnesota Senate: Al Franken, narrowly. In a "normal year," with a moderately effective incumbent such as Norm Coleman, Coleman would win by four to six points. But this year, against a tide of staggering antipathy towards George W. Bush and a genuinely charismatic, transformational candidate such as Obama driving thousands of new voters to the polls, the opponent rides in on the coattails.

Sixth District:  Bye, bye Michele. My guess is that the RNCC held their nose every time Bachmann turned up on TV. Before Hardball, she was a national joke. After, as the RNCC yanked ad money, she was expendable. In a year when they expect to take a serious beating, the Republican brain trust may well have said to itself, "She's reliably bat shit in a reliably Republican district. If we lose her in '08 to a wonk, we are still in good position to find someone more credible--that won't be hard to do--and take Tinklenberg down in '10."  

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Comments

Interesting point on GOP view of Bachmann. Long time listener, first time caller. Good stuff, Brian.

"...this election appears to be working out much like I thought." you foresaw the Republicans running the most inept, gaffe filled, moronic campaign in history? you're a quite the sage...

If Obama wins by 8 or more, you win, and I will settle our bet. I'll need to pay it off soon before Obama's tax plan goes into effect...

Agreed on Rove. What a complete idiot. For some reason, he never seemed to get that he was losing. Here in Shakopee, we were visited by a Repub on Saturday. The ads she dropped off for president were promoting McCains abortion stance. Very dumb idea, there were better issues to hit.

I'll take Coleman by 4% today and Bachman by 1%. A better candidate than Franken would have easily beat Coleman. Bachman, can't defend her, but I get a strange feeling she will win which would be a loss for sane Republicans.

Do "better than Fred Barnes," that's setting the bar lower than a snake's navel.

If McCain and candidates like Liddy Dole go into the toilet, I hope the pundits who keeping saying "negative campaigning works" will shut up because the evidence will be that it doesn't. Obama ran an overwhelmingly positive campaign, even doing a 30 minute infomercial without mentioning either McCain or the Republicans, while McCain's major plank was Obama, booga booga. Of course, if negative campaigning gets ruled out as ineffective, the Republicans are going to actually have some ideas, and that's not likely to go well.

The problem with claiming that government is evil is that when you come to govern, that's the kind of government you run--the government is a till to be plundered and an employment agency for your cronies. It's not that government is evil, it's that government by people who believe that government is evil is itself evil. Incidentally if conservatives think that government has cooties, why do they run like rats in heat to get elected. I don't see vegetarians kicking, screaming and elbowing each other to get to be butchers.

The coming crack up in the Republican party is going to be entertaining. For years the plutocrats have used the wingnuts as cannon fodder, and the Wall Street Frankensteins suddenly have seen the wingnut monster take over the castle. I'm predicting a cage match between Huckabee and Palin with the plutocrats swinging in behind Palin because some of Huckabee's populism is not fake while she's a complete opportunist and therefore at heart one of them.

"The Day", as in "The One"?

I think you've been scooped by MinnPost:

http://tiny.cc/JbSO8

You'd think that a loyal poster would show a little respect!

With record turnouts (and record new voters) reported all over the country, Obama by 8 is looking pretty safe.

The mothership is calling Michelle and Sarah home tonight.......

Norm
Michelle
Paulsen

Winners all!

Sarah in '12!

This country will pay a terrible price for it's racial guilt putting such an unqualified candidate in the Presidential office.

As Plugs (Charity is My Middle Name) Biden said "mark my words"....

While right-thinking America mourns the degradation of the Presidency, I thought I'd shoot you an update on "your guy":

http://gawker.com/5077169/national-enquirer-john-edwards-fate-hangs-on-poopy-diapers

Will you now return to your earnest commentary on "media issues"?


LAMBERT: I'll be at Manny's at noon. If you can't make it just phone me with your VISA number.

LAMBERT: I did not forsee a campaign as incompetent as this one, but I did foresee one as cynical and out of touch, and as unprepared for a political force of nature like Obama.

LAMBERT: The Republican party's struggle to take an honest assessment of where it is and what it needs to do to survive will be very good theater.

The knives have come out in the war for the future of the GOP.

Personally, I'm lovin it!

LAMBERT: Schadenfreude is never pretty. But competition that keeps you alert to the best ways to deal with reality is always a good thing. Today's Republicans have lost touch with reality and frankly are a serious drag on problem-solving.

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