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September 1, 2008, 9:51 AM

The View from The Liffey: RNC Day #1

By Brian Lambert

It was a long and winding road last night, but I finally made it to The Liffey, directly across from the Xcel Center, which you can almost see through the metal pens, caging, and security equipment barricading downtown St. Paul.

Democracy. It's a beautiful thing.

Saturday night's media bash on the river was light on national notables and very heavy on the usual suspects, which is to say hungry, thirsty wretches like us drawn, like moths to flame, by the promise of free food and booze. (Nice touch on the part of the city to dispense beer (well, Budweiser) in plastic bottles. It was the media after all, and brawling with the usual broken glass could present legal problems.

The "get" of the night, as far as my collection of cronies could tell, was MinnPost's David Brauer stalking Star Tribune editrix, Nancy Barnes—the executive of a major first amendment-driven local business—who deigns not return phone calls or e-mails from, you know, reporters . . . much like the dozens she employs. It was a game for Brauer to see if he could both catch and engage Barnes, and as he tells it, once he cornered her, their "interaction" lasted barely ninety seconds before she seized on . . . "oh, look . . ." and "had to go."

Mayor Rybak and wife Meg, looking fresh there at the start—despite having spent a week in Denver—were both shaking theirs heads over McCain's Sarah Palin pick. "I don't see what it does for him," said R.T.

Local Republican muckety-mucks in the crowd were all saying that Pawlenty and his people feel used by McCain's operators. Those who knew anything about Palin—two out a dozen—regard her as "another Michele Bachmann . . . " and fear what two months on the stump will do to an act McCain has only just met. (And those were the Republicans.)

My favorite interaction was with four kind of geeky kids . . . Young Republicans from Indiana State . . . in town (for the first time) "working for FoxNews." Really? Doing what? "Just helping with stuff." We exchanged cards. If I catch these guys ringside at Deja Vu Wednesday night waggling $20 bills in their teeth . . .

Yesterday's first act was the inter-party love feast/media party at Sam and Sylvia Kaplans. The Twin Cities' first family for fundraising and political schmoozing. Amy Klobuchar's "brief" remarks, although funny, went on long enough for her co-guest of honor, Jim "The Rammer" Ramstad, to get off a line about how she reminds him of Hubert Humphrey. As Larry King would say, whatever happened to Republicans like Ramstad?

The event was "off the record," which in this context means it's bad form to report dialogue and displays that might offend anyone. But I did have a chance to get my concerns about Al Franken across to his new manager (ten weeks ago) Stephanie Schriock, the woman who guided Jon Tester's senate campaign in Montana in '06. As you might expect, she believes Al is much better at the retail political game than he was months ago (His problem is delivering the consistent person-to-person "charm" required of any successful pol.), and she says she likes the way the polls are trending. Nothing earthshaking there, but I still didn't detect a formula for rebutting the next round of "Al Franken pornographer" ads the Coleman team will be cooking up.

Self-exiled MPR diva, Katherine Lanpher, was discovered holding court with the bard of Minnesota, Bill Holm, covering the Republicans for our sister publication Law & Politics. Fox . . . hen house. La Lanpher (another crony from PiPress days) was resplendent. (I'd have to say that even if she wasn't . ..  but she was. Really.)

Congressman Tim Walz stepped in while my former radio combatant, Sarah Janecek, and I were reminiscing about the scar tissue we picked up in our seven months working for Clear Channel. I told Walz it's become a cliche now when every Democrat big thinker declares the secret to beating Michele Bachmann is to find another "football coach like Tim Walz," like the football thing is what'll turn the Sixth District away from a delusional dim wit. Walz told the story of out campaigning a couple years ago when some heckler demanded to know what a "football coach" would ever know about China trade policy . . . and Walz, who lived in China for awhile, answered him . . . in Chinese.

KARE news director Tom Lindner, linked in to the NBC apparatus, seemed eerily sanguine about the resources being spent on RNC coverage this week. He seemed pretty amused at the MSNBC family soap opera in Denver but could not promise any on-set hair pulling this week, especially since Keith Olbermann has "decided" to handle his duties from New York. Lindner was relieved to hear the cops had busted the big urine depository. Few TV stations have the budgets any more for large-scale dry-cleaning.

After a stop at a lavish backyard party in south Minneapolis hosted by an obviously very well-paid Star Tribune reporter—who his boss, Ms. Barnes, probably would not like consorting with a low-rent blogger like me—it was into the maximum security chain link "security" colony formerly known as St. Paul. The twenty-minute walk after parking to The Liffey wasn't bad, considering the pleasant weather, but the sight of (serious, not farcical) McCain paraphernalia in the windows of Maharajah's . . . uh . . . paraphernalia emporium was disquieting. Judging by the wall-to-wall Republican jokes (George W. and Dick bailing on Minnesota to sandbag in Louisiana . . . to McCain's enormous relief), I think there's still a juicy market for anything that rips the oligarchs.

All the faction at The Liffey was upstairs, outside. The Strib's Neal Justin was holding court for two CNN publicists. The ladies were enthralled. Justin remains convinced McCain will win. He'll owe me $20 if that happens.

With the Strib and every TV station descending on this afternoon's protest march—hoping like NASCAR fans for some kind of spectacular pileup—Sunday was night for mainly girding the loins and, with the Republicans madly back-filling their appalling performance during Katrina, rejiggering schedules by the hour, reassessing what's left to cover.

More later . . . from The Liffey. 

Comments

While I would completely confess my #1 goal was to finally meet and converse with Nancy, there was (to be humorless) no stalking involved. (Though there were some spies working on my behalf.)

For the record, while she did escape at the first opportunity, she was surprisingly cordial as, I'm pretty sure was I. Could've been the mojitos talking.

My goal was to make it a bit easier to return that next call. Condi Rice has nothing on me in the diplomacy department.

LAMBERT: I meant "stalk" in only the nicest, most complimentary way. Mr. Brauer "pursues" with avidity and elegance.

And this was all AFTER you dined al fresco in Hopkins? You ARE living large.

LAMBERT: The pre-Kaplans Hopkins event was on deep, deep background.

so didja get to see any of the anarchists in all their youthful exuberance? The wife and I spent our day (safely in the 'burbs) following along on twincities.indymedia.org . perhaps I'm just approaching fogeyish, "get off my lawn" conservatism, but watching people bust up windows at Macy's, etc. doesn't seem to inspire me to do anything other than roll my eyes... and here I thought I was a card carrying bleeding heart liberal...

I'm going to have to head down to the Liffey, it's been too long since I've been able to have a nice pint of Boddington's... mmmm...


LAMBERT: The protests were all going on in another security quadrant. It was like the Baghdad Green Zone in where I was. The corned beef reuben at The Liffey -- excellent.

The Rammer's comment about "seeing how the DFL lives" and "Section 8 housing working" while helplessly entombed in the Kaplan mansion - priceless!

But, curiously un-reported here!

BTW, I'm still a bit shell shocked by "Mr. Amiable", aka Brauer's, rather untoward comments about McCain's 2nd wife / marriage as I was extricating from our most recent encounter...

LAMBERT: Uh, bertram, consider some time reading before you ignite ...

Sorry, I missed the "off the record" part....just after you were reporting on it...

I am confused.

Link to previous comment:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYjyvkR0bGQ

Apparently this internet thing is a little tough for me after a long weekend...the post that should accompany the above link:

Be careful not to ask the cops any questions or you'll end up in the pokey with Amy Goodman!

God, do I love that pepper spray that shoots 20 feet at those asshats who are "protesting".

RT Rybak doesn't understand what Palin does for McCain? You can paste any Republican in place of Palin and he would say the same thing. Maybe instead of lounging around the Liffey or thumping for Obama in Denver RT should take a trip through North Minneapolis, or downtown late at night and check out all the great things he is doing for Minneapolis - oh thats right we got rid of circuses and bottled water. Thats more of that judgement and leadership.

LAMBERT: OK, YOU tell us what she does ... beyond "firing up the social conservative base". Or is that enough?

Um, she wears a skirt.

And last time I looked, that's a mighty big upside from "your gal(s)".

As an aside, can you update us on "your guy" - Edwards? I see he's raised his speaking rate and is back on the circuit.

Interesting....

Besides being a reformer with executive experience, she does for McCain politically that Obama tried to achieve with Biden - shore up a part of the base that is luke warm to the top of the ticket.

LAMBERT: You are stretching the talking points there, Namzo. But if you want to play: Palin is "shoring up" a base that in larger terms is a cancer within the Republican party. Obama is "shoring up" with bona fide, deep foreign affairs experience, and I detect zero "foreign affairs Democrats" (if they even exist, the anti-war crowd is whole-heartedly behind Obama and the major issue is economics) who "luke warm" to the top of the ticket.

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