Super Tuesday: The Return of Lambert & Janecek
By Brian Lambert
Fans of classic radio have been in mourning for, uh, let me count—eighteen months!—since the cancellation of Lambert & Janecek on KTLK-FM. Few shows reliably delivered the level of suspense that one did.
Do you ever for second worry that Paul Allen will leap across the table and strangle Jeff DuBay before a live mic? Lori and Julia? Moon and Staci? Well, Lambert & Janecek—with yours truly taking on Sarah Janecek (a well-known local lobbyist, Republican insider, and publisher of Politics in Minnesota) as well as every drooling, flat-earth wing nut who could steal their mother's cell phone—was bona fide moment-to-moment, life-and-death drama. The next sound you COULD have heard was gunfire, never mind that Clear Channel explicitly bans firearms from its studios.
I mention this because FOX9 has invited Sarah and me out for a reunion of sorts tonight. We'll begin on the FOX9 website live at 8 p.m. and then appear periodically on TV from 9 to 11, offering our deep thoughts on Super Tuesday returns from Minnesota and the rest of the nation. I have already begun toning up my bloviation skills. (Do you think I should begin with a reading of the bill for the impeachment of Dick Cheney? Or should I save that for after California comes in?)
The phenomenal rise of Barack Obama and the run up to Super Tuesday—the closest thing to a national primary in case you haven't heard—got me wondering about how local veterans plan to cover not just tonight but the rest of this campaign, assuming that Obama's campaign continues on for weeks to come, which seems an absolute certainty. The contrast in Saturday evening coverage between the 20,000 who packed into the Target Center (for SEVEN hours) as opposed to the 700-800 who turned out for Mitt Romney in Edina couldn't have been more stark, yet in the interest of balance most of the locals, TV and newspapers attempted to split the pie equally. (Love the Strib subhead Sunday describing the "overflow" crowd for Romney. If he had held his event in a parked Escalade, they would have been "safe" and "fair" and "balanced" in calling that an "overflow" event, too.)
The tricky ground for any political reporter trying to play fair is describing the scene—and what's driving it—without enhancing what is clearly an extraordinary-to-unprecedented wave of enthusiasm for a political candidate.
The two top dogs in local TV coverage are WCCO's Pat Kessler and KSTP's Tom Hauser. (My—and everyone else's—old drinking buddy, Neal Justin of the Strib, cruelly referred to Kessler as "the 3000-pound gorilla" of political reporting. That, sir, is both low and cold. Kessler turns the scales at no more than 2,250, 2,500 tops.)
Kessler conceded that what is going on with Obama—the surge in polls across the country throughout the past two weeks, 20,000 people of every imaginable age and ethnicity in the Target Center, a 50-50 chance of taking out Hillary Clinton in California—"creates a difficult balancing act." On the one hand, polls and rallies in February don't necessarily translate to victory in November. On the other hand, if you're a veteran observer of political wars, of the numbing corniness and faux hype of political campaigns, you sense immediately that there is something qualitatively different going on here. (The sight of street-styled hip hop guys, kids you'd usually figure for gangbangers or worse, jumping up and down at a political rally is something you don't see everyday.)
"It is definitely possible that there is something unusual going on here," says Kessler. "Young people are coming out, and the energy level is like something I've never seen before. But the news judgment has to be on the facts. And I think we have an advantage there over the papers because of the pictures. They tell the story."
But isn't the detectable phenomena—polls, crowd size, and composition—a legitimate part of an "objective" story? "Oh, absolutely. I've been telling people the only thing I can compare this to is Wellstone and Ventura, but neither of them approached the size of this. I mean, the guy walks on stage, and it's like The Beatles at Met Stadium."
KSTP's Hauser was putting together a piece on local TV buys for Monday night's news when I called. (Obama—flush with cash—was the only candidate to buy local broadcast TV.)
"Obviously we can't really say what our opinions are. But when you look at these things empirically, you can see what's going on. But polls have a way of being wrong. Look at New Hampshire. But there's no question [Obama] certainly has momentum."
(Hauser, by the way, will have the DFL Senate candidates on his Sunday At Issue program for a mini-debate.)
The sense from both Kessler and Hauser was that they are both being careful to modulate the narrow ground between "reporting" the obvious and injecting tacit expressions of something extraordinary going on in the normally formulaic American campaign process.
My point is that they would be well within the unwritten "license of objectivity" to make more emphatic notes of the unique dimensions of the Obama surge. This is big-time different and rare, and, therefore, worthy as news. Although were they to "punch" the extraordinariness of Obama today, they would inevitably open themselves to accusations of "liberal bias" from those kids waggling their Romney baseball mitts and arguing that their guy will deliver the change America sorely wants. (Is it just me, or is most of what Romney embodies, the craven impulse to exploit any loophole and game any system for narrow personal advantage pretty much whatever every other candidate—McCain included—is trying to change away from?)
Kessler's boss, WCCO news director, Scott Libin says, "This past weekend was a good example of the problem. You've got one guy talking for an hour to 20,000 people and another talking for ten to fifteen minutes to maybe 800. It's hard to treat them equally. But what we're telling each other over here is to remember that our reporting has to reflect reality—polls and crowd size being real numbers—, and 20,000 is a bigger number than 800."
Lord knows this thing has a long ways to go. But even the 3,000-pound pros will have to ask themselves if the standard rules apply if this situation continues on as it has.
Anyway, back to the top: Lambert & Janecek redux. Tune in. 8 p.m. on the Web. 9 to 11 p.m. on TV. I'm the one who is not blond.






Not blond, but those of us who have seen the dye job have always wondered if the carpet matches the drapes.
LAMBERT: I'm a Seventies guy. Green and harvest gold shag.
Posted by: A Son of Mississippi on February 5, 2008 at 12:45 PM
Couple of things:
Looks like California results are going to be hard to come by tonight. (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=14&entry_id=23987)
The fact that 20,000 people waited in line for up to 2 hours (and at least half were OUTSIDE) IS the story. This is a politician after all, not the latest game console!
I think the coverage of the event missed the mark completely. He was a great speaker (most of the candidates are) and all of what he said can be taken with a grain of salt until it can be backed up with a plan and then actual results.
But the crowd was the story - lines stretching from Target Center past the bus depot (and then doubling back) in the skyways. The line outside stretched all the way around Target Center and then literally out of downtown past the garbage burner to 6th Ave N, and then some. And almost no one left the line I was in.
Kessler's "pictures tell the story" argument would hold a little more weight if they had an overhead shot of the outside line. It was an amazing site, no matter your political leanings.
Here's hoping that the cross section turnout and momentum continues regardless of an Obama win or loss!
LAMBERT: The wheels on the Obama wagon are turning pretty fast right now.
Posted by: Pat B on February 5, 2008 at 1:36 PM
This is welcome news! Because, you know, I've been thinking all day now about how what we really need...what the country is CRYING OUT for...are two more people sitting in a TV studio talking to us about what they think will happen, which will give way to what actually happens, to be followed by a penetrating analysis of why our fearless commentators were either right or wrong about what was going to happen. Either way it's a surprising result! I mean, how many people are even capable of that kind of analysis? Not many, I bet.
LAMBERT: As a curtain call I will predict the outcome of last Sunday's Super Bowl.
Posted by: Frogman of Grant on February 5, 2008 at 1:49 PM
You'll have to TIVO it for me Brian, I'll be at the caucus until fully disgusted with the political process, and I'm dedicated to making a difference this year, so I'll likely miss all your best shots at Sarah.
Still, I have to add, I hope you take the high road and are kind to her. I mean, look what she has to work with. You don't want to be accused of working over the handicapped, do you? Remember the rule from the Monkees' movie--
"Don't never, ever, make fun of no cripple!"
LAMBERT: I'll be on good behavior ... unless she gets on to Mitt Romney protecting the free markets.
Posted by: The Other Mike on February 5, 2008 at 3:01 PM
You two are first on my list for stark, nicomachean analysis. Will you be wearing safety goggles and a rubber apron?
LAMBERT: I feel a Howard Beale moment coming on.
Posted by: Jim Leinfelder on February 5, 2008 at 3:52 PM
The daily bloviating from the pundit class has me feeling a Mr. Creosote moment coming on most days.
LAMBERT: Think of me as just one more thin mint.
Posted by: Jim Leinfelder on February 5, 2008 at 4:11 PM
Who cares about where you're flappin' yer libtard gums.
What the MAJORITY of us want to know is: Whars good ol' Elitism Figher (sic) oh-pinin'tuh-nite, hoss, SPIKE-TV, maybe? Uhhhhh, how 'bout, ummm, I dunno', sumfin on OLN maybe. Yeeeeeeee-haaaaaaa! Or, WWF havin' 'em one of them issues forums (burp)Or, "Jackass," yeah, then boyz havin any Super 2sday coverage planned? That'd be good. The NRA got a Channel, like maybe right after the babes-in-bikinis-firing-automatic-weapons segment? Suh-weeeeeet! Gotta' be wunna' them niches out there for him somewhere among all great MAJORITY culture programmin' this here country's offers on pirated cable.
Posted by: Like, Dude! on February 5, 2008 at 4:42 PM
Nicomachean? Where does that dude come up with these $5 words?
LAMBERT: Maybe you need to do your hermeneutics.
Posted by: A Son of Mississippi on February 6, 2008 at 9:38 AM
Frogman of Grant: "This is welcome news! Because, you know, I've been thinking all day now about how what we really need...what the country is CRYING OUT for...are two more people sitting in a TV studio talking to us about what they think will happen, which will give way to what actually happens, to be followed by a penetrating analysis of why our fearless commentators were either right or wrong about what was going to happen. Either way it's a surprising result! I mean, how many people are even capable of that kind of analysis? Not many, I bet."
--------------------- you should be a writer man. that's some funny stuff there.
LAMBERT: Oh good God, don't encourage him.
Posted by: hoppy on February 6, 2008 at 10:36 AM
I'm already committed to psychopilates.
Posted by: A Son of Mississippi on February 6, 2008 at 11:03 AM
Of course hermeneutics are little good to you without the follow up work of exegesis. That's what hamstrings fundamentalism. I'll let Elitism Fighter take it from here...
Posted by: Jim Leinfelder on February 6, 2008 at 11:16 AM
Sorry I missed it, hope it went well. I moved to the Twin Cities just in time to catch the tail end of your Lambert & Janecek experience, but I enjoyed it.
I was multi-tasking Tuesday, twittering the evening for my site and doing some call-ins for a couple of radio stations (none of them in town, unfortunately).
My favorite Super Tuesday story was from Illinois, where election officials were trying to track down some people who had filled out ballots with what they had been told was "invisible ink." The precinct official had been handing voters a stylus generally used with a voting machine, telling them that the pen used invisible ink that only election officials could read.
LAMBERT: And that's still probably more reliable than the Diebold machines.
Posted by: Rick Ellis on February 6, 2008 at 12:33 PM
Now, Brian, I would've thought you, of all local pundits, could've been relied upon to alert us to Scarlett Johansson's G.O.V. appearance at Carleton College in Northfield. For cryin' out loud, man. Sheesh!
http://www.minnesotamonitor.com/showDiary.do?diaryId=3149
LAMBERT: Hey, I saw Kristin Tillotson at the 331 Club.
Posted by: Jim Leinfelder on February 6, 2008 at 2:36 PM
Nice of your magazine people to send out an email blast at 2:00am Wednesday to alert us to your column that you would be on air 6 hours previously.
At least that answered the question: Where are Rudy Giuliani's advance people now working?
LAMBERT: Well here's one more timely. Tonight 9:30 pm -- Fox 9.
Posted by: Jed Leyland on February 8, 2008 at 9:02 AM